William: A bear stole my belly button!!
Zoe: Here’s what happened – Wiiliam and I were walking in the woods and a squirrel ran up to me and snatched my belly button and ATE it! Then, a bear came who was putting in a sweater to go hunting. He was missing a button and saw William and stole his belly button to see on his sweater.
Me: That is a great story!
Zoe: Mommy! It is NOT a story – it’s true!