William: Mommy! Look out – there’s a hyena squid after us!
Me: Whoa! What’s it look like?
William: It’s a little purple.
Me: Is it little?
William: No! It’s SO big. And I dug a pit so we can capture it with this! (gesturing to the vacuum cleaner)
Me: Whew! Well, I’m glad we’ve got a plan.