Baked People

Zoe’s dream:

I dreamed that everyone was baked and they wanted to make me baked too. There was a big pot but it was covered with sticks so that you couldn’t see it but when you stepped on it you fell in. And then they would bake you and put buttons in your eyes. And when you came out of the pot you would take one last gasping breath and everyone would run away and then you would be one of the baked people.

Ninjas make you sad

Daddy: Nice picture Zoe! Why is the lady so angry?

Zoe: she’s not angry – she’s sad!

Daddy: oh! Why is she sad?

Zoe: because she has no money

Daddy: why does she have no money?

Zoe: ninjas snuck into her house and STOLE it!