Dragons love chicken

William: dragon ! Dragon!
Me: what? Does it want to eat us?
William: no!
Me: Does it want your melts?
William: no!
Me: what does it want?
William: Chicken!
Me: uh well where is it ?
William: kitchen
Me: so… Should we stay here?
William: Dah! Bankie.
Me: we should stay here and hide under your blanket?
William: Dah!

Divine karate

Zoe: What is god ?
Dad: He is the creator and maker of all things
Zoe:So he’s a painter?
Dad: Yes I suppose you could think about it that way
Zoe: Can he do karate ?
Dad: Um yes if he wanted to …
Zoe: Whoa!