JJ: This is a bat-wah* – be careful he’s a little bit bad
Zoe: And a little bit sad?
JJ: No he’s a little bit happy
Zoe: Is he a good bat-wah?
JJ: No he’s a bad bat-wah so you should be careful or he might bite you.
*bat-wah – a part wombat part bat part bird creature that JJ made up. Usually characterized as an excellent family pet, the bat-wah is usually grey (although occasionally blue or pink), furred, able to fly, and very fond of apple slices and pancakes.