Dr. Zoe

Overheard as the kids were playing outside

JJ: Can you hand me the truck?

Zoe: Sure here you go.

JJ: Thanks Zoe !

Zoe, correcting: Thanks DOCTOR Zoe.

JJ unfazed: Oh ok thanks Dr. Zoe

Venomous snakes

Uncle Charles to JJ:

Do venomous snakes have round heads?

JJ :

No! They have two right angles and you keep your gun pointed at them. Good snakes will go away.

Dis f’amingo don’t chirpch!

Zoe to her Uncle-cousin Charles: Unca Chawles – will you come to da den to pway wif me?

Uncle Charles: It depends, how much money do you have?

Zoe: Too much.