Dad: Can I hug you?

Zoe: My han’s are a wittle bit pokey.

Dad: How about your forehead? Is it pokey?

Zoe: A wittle bit…

Dad: Can I kiss it?

Zoe: Actually, no…

Zoe: Mommy can I borrow your ‘puter?

Mommy: Why honey?

Zoe: I got uh impor-dan MEETING!

(tickling)
Zoe: Stop!

Mommy: Why?

Zoe: I got uh I-DEE-A!

Daddy:

Zoe, you can take the mushrooms off your own pizza.

Zoe:

I don’ fink so…I jus’ a kid!